Hkebkkt Spencee Popctlabised.— Two torn cats met by chance in Spilkins's back yard the other night.. "They fit and they fit," says Spilkins, "and the one that fit the best came out alive, and that's what I call the * Survival of the Fit-isf "
Club Caed.—Tom bought a gallon of gin to take home, and, by way of a label, wrote his name upon a card, which happened to be the seven of clubs, and tied it to the handle. A friend coming along and observing the jug, quietly remarked, " That's an awful careless way to lea^e that liquor ! " " Why ? " asked Tom. '* Because somebody might come along with the eight of clubs and take it."
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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 1879, 11 January 1875, Page 2
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