WISE SAWS.

Poverty Bay Herald, Volume XXXIII, Issue 10659, 12 May 1906, Page 5 (Supplement)

WISE SAWS.

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Eat, drink, and be bilious. You can lead a boy to college, but you can't makej him think. , Most men and women who attempt the blase only Achieve the posfe. The "grafter's" progresß— (l) He got a show; (2) he Bhowed off; (3j he got shown up. A foot is born every minute, but it sometimes* seems, that the death-rate is not more than one a Week.

It is v fortunate babe that is too youhg to understand the bright Bayings of its precocious fatheV. One could forgive some people for be-; ing so proud of living within their means it they would only learn to live without meanness. ••

It is generally safe to steer a course far. enough out to avoid the perils of friendship and far enough m to escape the kindness of enemies. ' Married m haste, repent m the suburbs.

Home is where you wear out your Old coat and your old manners. Possession is nine' points of the law; self-possession is the tenth. A husband is less likely to be neglected when His suspected. ' ' •< Money, n^aftes the mare go, but autos make the |noney go. Listening to scandal about people yoii never heard of is a waste of time. The appropriate flowers to send to divorced peojble are hlbck orange blossoms.