Husband: “My dear, we simply must get rid of that cook. Did you ever see a more frightful chop than the one I’ve just put on my plate?” Wife: “Yes, dear, the one you’ve just put on thine.”
Friend to artist: “I think those thistles in your foreground are superbly realistic, old chap' ’Pon my word, they seem to be nodding in the breeze, don’t you know!” Ungrateful Artist: “Yes, I’ve had one or two people me they would deceive an ass!”
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Manawatu Times, Volume LV, Issue 7008, 18 November 1932, Page 7
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