Scotsman: What’ll ye hae? Foreigner: I vill take a. drop of contradiction. Scotsman: What’s that? Foreigner: Veil, you put in de visky to make, it strong, de vater to make it veak, de lemon to make it sour, and de sugar to make it sweet. Den you say, “Here’s to you!” and you drink it yourself.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 30 April 1938, Page 2
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