Id like to open a singing school." said the. young Jady with the squeaky voice as she stepped from the train at Brecon Do you think there is a large field in this coirorrumty.'" "Tessum," drawled the rude farmer on the platform, " thar be a field 40 acres wide back o' the brick-kilns an' nothm* you could disturb but rabbits aaid ■worms." After listening to the charge made by the police officer, the judge turned to the prisoner and said : "Did I understand you to say jou had an alibi?" "No. yovr honor," remarked the prisoner. "Im a poor- rnasi, and my lawyer wanted 25d0l extra to furnish that." . •
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Evening Star, Issue 15137, 19 March 1913, Page 3
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