The teacher had been telling the class about the rhinoceros"; family. . "Now, name some things," said she, ■ "that aro very dangerous to. get near to'and that have horns." "Automobiles!" replied little Jennie Jones, promptly.
Magistrate—"You plead guilty to stealing , the overcoat? Have you anything more to say?" Prisoner—"Yes, your worship. I had to have the sleeves relined."
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 776, 28 March 1910, Page 4
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