W eerily ; “It costn so much more la live now than it used to !” Cheerily : “So it ought. It’s worth more to Lve cow than it used to he.” “ What have you in the shape of cucumbers ?” asked the wouki-be customer as he entered (the shop. “Nothing but bananas, sir,” answered the new assistant. “Spoonley told Miss Blon-dey that she was the light of his life, and now she won’t speak to liim.” “ Why not ?” “ Well, you know, she is ned-headed 1” First Girf ; “ Did you enjoy’ your ride in George’s new motor car ?” Second Girl : " Kather 1 1 was completely carried away with it!''
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Cromwell Argus, Volume XLII, Issue 2238, 20 March 1911, Page 2
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105Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Cromwell Argus, Volume XLII, Issue 2238, 20 March 1911, Page 2
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