Contents

• COVER_SECTIONCover Section
  • ILLUSTRATIONUntitled
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• TITLE_SECTIONTitle Section
• CHAPTERBOASTERS.
• CHAPTERGOOD START.
• CHAPTERBLACK-OUT.
• CHAPTERPASSED IT.
• CHAPTERTHE PRIZE-WINNER.
• CHAPTERTHINKING OUT LOUD.
• CHAPTERSUMMED UP.
  • ILLUSTRATIONSergeant: Squad, number! Miss Fluffy: Mayfair, 204416!
• CHAPTERFED HIMSELF.
• CHAPTERUNAVOIDABLE.
• CHAPTERNONE LEFT.
  • ILLUSTRATION“Well! In a case like that, miss, you should have smacked the corporal’s face!” “Daily Mirror”
• CHAPTERNO INJURY.
• CHAPTERORDERS.
• CHAPTERWATER FOWL.
• CHAPTERLUCKY BILL.
• CHAPTERHIS FIT.
  • ILLUSTRATION“Blimey! Nobby. I’ve got to wear glasses! The M.O. says my eyesight’s weak!” “Daily Mirror”
• CHAPTERMUM WILL WIN.
• CHAPTEREVACUATION.
• CHAPTEREXPLOSIVE.
• CHAPTERBAD TRAINING.
• CHAPTERRECKLESS.
• CHAPTERHOME GUARD.
  • ILLUSTRATION“Blimey! Ruddy nice time to threaten to sue me for damages, I must say!” “Daily Mirror”
• CHAPTEROVER THE ODDS.
• CHAPTERPLEASANT CONVERSATION.
• CHAPTERBROKE HIM.
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• CHAPTER“PANZACS”
• CHAPTERNO RELATION.
  • ILLUSTRATION“What! You’ve got a complaint? —Well! Why come to me?—I’m the orderly officer, not the ruddy M:O.!” “Daily Mirror”
• CHAPTER“THE AUSTRALIANS TRICKED HIM.”
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• CHAPTEREXACTLY!
  • ILLUSTRATION“Two can play at that game, lady! You refused to take off your hat when I sat behind you!” “Daily Mirror”
• CHAPTERSPAGHETTI.
• CHAPTERTOO TALKATIVE.
• CHAPTERWRONG NUMBER.
• CHAPTERRECIPROCITY.
• CHAPTERMORE GERMAN PROPAGANDA.
• CHAPTERTILL THEY DROPPED.
  • ILLUSTRATION“Er—has the ‘All Clear’ gone yet?” “Daily Mirror”
• CHAPTERALMOST SORRY FOR BERLIN.
• CHAPTERSCORNFUL LADY.
• CHAPTERBUCKING UP BUSINESS.
• CHAPTERSINE QUA NON.
  • ILLUSTRATION“I’m playing for safety! One word, and the wife starts throwing things at me!” "Daily Mirror”
• CHAPTERWINGS FOR ONE.
• CHAPTERUNKIND.
• CHAPTERBONANZA.
• CHAPTERANOTHER BELLIGERENT.
• CHAPTERPRECISELIEST.
• CHAPTERNO CHANGE.
  • ILLUSTRATION“Mop up machine nests, indeed! Blimey! I never thought when I joined up I’d become a blinkin’ char!” “Daily Mirror”
• CHAPTERTOUGH ORDER.
• CHAPTERIN HIS PLACE.
• CHAPTERTAILS UP.
• CHAPTERHIGH STAKES.
• CHAPTERRASH.
• CHAPTERNO BRAINS!
• CHAPTERDIFFERENT.
  • ILLUSTRATION"Blimey, lady, at a time like this does it matter what the installation looks like so long as the telephone works?” “...
• CHAPTERDISGUISE.
• CHAPTERA PURGE AVERTED.
• CHAPTERTHE REAL TROUBLE.
• CHAPTERPOLAND STARTED THE WAR.
• CHAPTERSURPRISE FOR FATHER.
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• CHAPTERBROTHERLY LOVE.
• CHAPTERVALID EXCUSES.
  • ILLUSTRATIONWhat Crosswords on duty? My word! You’ll catch it for this Besides, three down should be ‘mice' not ‘lice’ !” “Daily ...
• CHAPTERDISCLAIMER.
• CHAPTERPLENTY OF TIME.
• CHAPTERSOLUTION.
  • ILLUSTRATION"Well, how would you watch for parachutists if you’d got a stiff neck ? “Daily Mirror”
• CHAPTEROUR HARDY WOMENFOLK.
• CHAPTERVERY THICK.
• CHAPTERFAVOURITE GAMES.
• CHAPTERCELEBRATION.
• CHAPTERTHE MUG.
• CHAPTERMINIATURE.
• CHAPTERTOO RISKY.
• CHAPTER“ONE MAN’S MEAT..."
  • ILLUSTRATION“Crikey! Fred. I forgot to warn you!—that’s my next door neighbour of the Home Guard doing his bayonet practice!” “Da...
• CHAPTERIT’S A GIFT.
• CHAPTERTOLD BY THE MARINES.
• CHAPTERWHICH ONE?
  • ILLUSTRATION“Sluggerby! Drop that warlike attitude! Things were nice and peaceful before you came here!” “Daily Mirror”
• CHAPTERHIGHWAY ROBBERY.
• CHAPTERTHEY TALKED OF HITLER.
• CHAPTERVISUAL.
• CHAPTERENVIRONMENT.
• CHAPTERTHE KISS.
  • ILLUSTRATION‘Gosh! Some high dive, mate! But I can’t say your swimming's up to much!” “Daily Mirror”
• CHAPTERTINNY.
• CHAPTERTHE ORDEAL.
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