A PURGE AVERTED.

War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 4, 1 May 1941, Page 13

A PURGE AVERTED.

The Nazi leaders were playing a small game of bridge in Herr Hitler’s mountain retreat. ' “Three diamonds,” said General Goering. “No bid,” said Dr. Goebbels. “Five diamonds,” said Herr von Ribbentrop. “One club,” said Herr Hitler. “Pass.” “Pass.” “Pass.” * * * The romance-loving young officer pressed the girl close to his palpitating chest. “Look into my eyes, honey,” he breathed, “and tell me what you see there.” The girl gazed into the young man’s eyes. She sighed deeply. “I see the most beautiful things,” she murmured. “You and I. A wedding ring. A preacher. A quiet honeymoon— then a cottage and two happy persons growing old together gracefully.” The young man jumped up and reached for* his hat. ■■ “Where are you going?” cried the startled blonde. “To the chemist’sto get you. an eyewash!” * * * Cost of living is becoming a soar point with housewives.