SURPRISE FOR FATHER.

War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 4, 1 May 1941, Page 13

SURPRISE FOR FATHER.

“Somewhere in Egypt,” Bill and Tom were eagerly reading letters from home. Suddenly Bill gave a shout. ■ “Strike me pink!” he exclaimed, “my son’s got three feet.” “Chuck it!” retorted , Tom. “Tain’t possible.” “ ’Strue!” said Bill. “See what my missus says ’ere.” He handed the letter, to Tom, who read: “You won’t know little Johnny now. He’s grown another foot.” * * * j c. -Si? Hitler is arranging to sell 14 old masters in the United States. Mussolini, however, will not be included in the batch.