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HE SAVED OTHERS-- HIMSELF HE CANNOT SAVE !!!!

A common, a wort, a sore, Zero nought to him this nan of gore, 9 A proper sadist in every sense, Who valued life at eighteen ponce. A pimple to him on the ordinary. bloke, ’•Vos nothing less than a great big joke, And. when one said “Oh, Doc, I’m crook,“ The doc cured him with an awful look, ■ z This doctor he went on his merry way, He killed ’em and cured ’em every day, But at last it seemd his turn had come, And a nasty pimple grew on his — . He soaked it in water, he couldn’t get ice, If ho tried it once he tried it thrice, But nothing he did and nothing he said, Could make this pimple come to a head. And now as this paper does go to press, The doctor he lies in great distress, And. all he knows plus a medical book, Just can’t help Doc - he’s really crook!

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Gun Flash, Issue XXIV, 12 June 1943, Page 3

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HE SAVED OTHERS-- HIMSELF HE CANNOT SAVE !!!! Gun Flash, Issue XXIV, 12 June 1943, Page 3

HE SAVED OTHERS-- HIMSELF HE CANNOT SAVE !!!! Gun Flash, Issue XXIV, 12 June 1943, Page 3

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