A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE--- NOUMEA IN THE 70's.

Gun Flash, Issue XXIV, 12 June 1943, Page 3

A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE--- NOUMEA IN THE 70's.

j..' REGIMENTAL ORDERS by COLONEL D.DENTON - COMMANDING 3333rd HEAVY REGIMENT, N.E.A PARADES: As from the date of this order no parades will be hold, as it is found that they interfere with recreation hours. PARADE GROUND; ' Tenders arc called for the conversion of the parade ground into tennis courts, skating rink and goldfish pond, as it will no longer be necessary for odes. ARTIFICIAL DENTURES: ■ , ( Spacial “Vacuum Hold” sets of false teeth arc now obtainable from Dental, Drinkers are advised that these teeth are obtainable free of charge to prevent loss during a visit to the Beer Garden VICE REGAL VISITATION: Lord and Lady Semple will be paying a visit to the Regiment next Wednesday, Streamers are to bo hund from all latrines which will be closed for the occasion. ' / SEO CONCERT A ' The usual bi-weekly boose-up will not he hold this week owing to the barge load of beer having foundered off Pat ’ling. In connection with this disaster the Commanding Officer is pleased to.announce that own own brewery and distillery will shortly bo in full operation as soon as new parts arrive. The extensions in hard should preclude anv possibility of another regrettable drought such as.'we have just been experiencing. Boots : Boots (and shoes) will in future be pieced outside tents to be cleaned, owing to the great demand for black boot polish for tinting moustaches, the only shades now available are white and tan.. Extra charges for two colour work, . ’’ . ■ ; ORDERLY RO Cl : « The Orderly Room will not be -reopened until the battery typewriter has been redeemed from pawn, ♦ CHARGES: Far too many men have been placed on charge recently and the C.O’s. afternoon nap has consequently been interrupted. The only case dealt with in future will be: murder, arson, and theft of the beer rajALon. (SGND) R.G.KING Gnr. Gonrrnrc! inp;, 3333rd. Hy hyA.*