Little Laughs
THE WRONG WAY! A very mean man was running behind a tram. “ Hi!” he shouted to the conductor, “ How far is it to the station from here?” “ A mile.” Still the man ran on behind the tram. After a while he shouted again: “ How far is it to the station now.” “ Two miles,” replied the conductor. “ You’re running the wrong way.” MUCH HEAVIER Bob: Do you know, Jim, that I am a stone heavier than I was before I ate my tea. Jim: No, how could you be? Bob: Well, I ate some plums and I smallowed a stone. —Sent by Mavis Hilliary.
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Waikato Times, Volume 127, Issue 21218, 14 September 1940, Page 14 (Supplement)
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105Little Laughs Waikato Times, Volume 127, Issue 21218, 14 September 1940, Page 14 (Supplement)
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