SOME AMUSING STORIES
Perhaps the Pupil is Right A city teacher came upon the following “howler” while correcting exercise books recently : “Tedium is w’hat the choir sings in church.” The Cat! The two actresses were having tea together, and among the topics of conversation that came up was burglary. “I always feel safe when there’s a man in the house,” remarked the brunette. “I don't see why you shouldn’t, dejir,” purred the blonde. About Time Announcer: “The orchestra will now play ‘Together.’ ” Voice: “It's about time they did.”
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Waikato Times, Volume 122, Issue 20464, 2 April 1938, Page 17 (Supplement)
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88SOME AMUSING STORIES Waikato Times, Volume 122, Issue 20464, 2 April 1938, Page 17 (Supplement)
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