LITTLE LAUGHS.
MUSH HAVE HATED HIM. Mr Softleigh: "Tommy, do you reall* think your sister likes to see me better than she does Mr Biggs?" Tommy: "I'm sure of it, for 01 evenings \vhen he's in the parlour she turns the light down so low she can't see him at all." BOOKMAKERS. "It has been said that there is no money in literature; now I know it is true," said Mrs Boston to her guest. "Why so?" asked the caller. "Well, since ever Charlie got to know those gentlemen who maka. books he never has a single penny." WHAT HE WANTED. Customer: "When I bought the motor cycle didn't you say you'd supply me with any new part if I broke anything?" Motor Cycle Dealer: "Yes. What do you wish me to let you have?" Customer: "I want a pair of new ankles, a rib, 3ft sticking plaster, a box of assorted finger nails, four molars, and a funny-bone."
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Waikato Times, Volume 104, Issue 17574, 1 December 1928, Page 16 (Supplement)
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159LITTLE LAUGHS. Waikato Times, Volume 104, Issue 17574, 1 December 1928, Page 16 (Supplement)
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