A False Alarm.
Customer to florist—“ Do the flowers that bloom in the ” Florist (sternly)—“ Sir 2" Customer—“ 1 said, do the flowers that bloom " Florist (soUo voce ) —“John, is Towser loose and the club in the cash drawer where I can reach it?” John, in a whisper—“ Yes, sir, an’ Towser ain’t eat nothin’ sence yesterday.” Florist—“ Well, sir. What did you say ? Customer —“ I wanted to know if flowers that bloom in the early part of the year will bloom again later ?’’
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Woodville Examiner, Volume 3, Issue 284, 17 September 1886, Page 1 (Supplement)
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84A False Alarm. Woodville Examiner, Volume 3, Issue 284, 17 September 1886, Page 1 (Supplement)
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