In a recent political contest in tho oil region of Pennsylvania, a caudidato who had been accused by his opponent of want of patriotism during our late unpleasantness took occasion in vindicating himself to say ! ' Fellow-citizens, my competitor has told you of tho services ho rendered in tho late war. I will follow his example, and I shall tell you mine. He basely insinuates that I was deaf to tho voioe of honor in that crisis. The truth is, I acted a humblo part in that memorable contest. When the tocsin of war summoned tho chivolry of tho country to rally to the defence of tho nation, I, fellow-citizens, animated by that patriotic spirit that glows in every American bosom, hired a subatituto for that war, and the bones of that man, fellow-citizens, now lie bleaching in the valley of the Shenandoah !' When is a parson not a parson ? — When he's a lamo'un (layman).
/CALEDONIAN SOCIETY. PROGRAMME FOR 1872. Boy's Raco (under twelve), Ist prize, 10s ; 2nd, 5a Reel of Tullooh, Ist prize, £2 ; 2nd, 10s Foot Raco (100 yards), Ist prize, £1 10s; 2nd, 103 Putting Heavy Stone, Ist prizo, £2 ; 2nd, 10s Hornpipe, Ist prize, £1 Running High Leap, Ist prizo, £2; 2nd, £1 Tossing Caber, Ist prizo, £2 Foot Race (500 yards), Ist prize, £2 10s ; 2nd, £1 Throwing Hoavy Hammer, Ist prize, £2 ; 2nd, 10s Highland Fling, Ist prize, £1 10s Vaulting, Ist prize, £4 ; 2nd, £2 ; 3rd, £1 Wrestling, Ist prize, £2 ; 2nd, £L Foot Race (half mile), Ist prize, £4; 2nd, £2 ; 3rd, £1 Horizontal Bar (adults), Ist prize, £3 ; 2nd, £1 do (juveniles), Ist prize. £2 ; 2nd, £1 ; 3rd, 10a Running Hop, Step, and Jump, Ist prize, £2 ; 2nd, £1 Walking Race (2 miles), Ist prize, £5 ; 2nd, £2 Boy's Raco, Ist prizo, £1 ; 2nd, 10s ; 3rd, 5s Hitoh and Kick, Ist prize, £1 Sword Danco, Ist prizo, £1 ; 2nd, 10s Sack Race, Ist prizo, £1 ; 2nd, 10s Standing High Leap, Ist prizo, £2 ; 2nd, £1 One Mile Champion Raco, Ist prizo, £10 j 2nd, £2 ; 3rd, £1 Sailor's Hornpipe, Ist prize, £1 Standing Hop, Step, and Jump, Ist prizo, £1 10s ; 2nd, 10a Byciclo Raco (one mile), prizes to bo in proportion to contest Hurdle Race, Ist prize, £4; 2nd, £2. Half mile, over nine flights ef hurdles Single Stick, Ist prizo, £2 ; 2nd, 10a Q.uoits Best dressed Competitor, Ist prize, £2 Consolation Handicap (440 yards), Ist prize, £2 j 2nd, £1 J. B. WALLACE, Secretary, November 24, 1871. NOTICE rriHE undersigned wishes tho public to JL know that TAILORING on the Factory Principle, with its consequent advantages in reduced prices, is conducted by him at his premißCß, Lambton quay, next Mr Laing's. SUITS from £2 18s. TROUSERS from 16s. Customers measured and fitted with care and ability. E. WILSON.