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Wellington Independent, Volume XXVI, Issue 3303, 26 September 1871, Page 2

A leading lecturer claseifissjijjs aurJience as followa : — The ' etill attentives,' the ' quiok responsives,' fche 'bard-fco-lif a,' the 'won't applauds,' and the 'gafcup-and-go-oufp,' A Colorado lover thus describes his only lovei — 'She's a peeler, she is. Sbe killed a bear when she waa fifteen, and a Digger Indian when she waa eighteen, and now she'll whip h^' weight in wild-oats — whoop.' 1 This milk is rather warm for such a cold morning,' said a cu3tomer the other day to the milk boy. " Yes, father put hot water in it instead of cold to keep it from freezing,' was the simple bufc truthful reply. There is a paper printed in the Cherokee nation in the ' native dialect.' An Arkanaaß editor says : — ' It ia the worst specimen of pickled tongue we ever saw. It looks as though a nitro-glycerine explosion had occurred in a type-foundry.'