Private oaring — Listening at a key-hole. Why was Eve not afraid of tho measles ? — Becuuse shod Adam. Tbo gayest letter in tho alphabet — U ; it v always in fun. The man who 'couldn't find his match,' went to bed in the dark. New Orleans papers advertise that can enameled lady's watch has been lost.' The man who ran away from his creditors became tired, and concluded to take arrest. Tho Ohio River is going into a decline. It keeps its bed and is quite low. What aro tho moat disagrooablo articles for a man to keep on hand ? Handcuffs. An Oregon toast, over a glass of the ardent — * Hare's what makes us wear old clothes.' When a pickpocket pulls at your watch, toll him plainly that you have no time to spare. Why are lovers like armies ? — Bocause tbey got along well enough until they are engaged. The girl of the period is accused of being too practical. And yet a glauco at lior chignon proves ho\r fond she is of building castles in the air.
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Wellington Independent, Volume XXVI, Issue 3299, 11 September 1871, Page 2
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Wellington Independent, Volume XXVI, Issue 3299, 11 September 1871, Page 2
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