EXPLANATORY.
A schoolmaster was one day greatly annoyed by not getting satisfactory answers to the questions he put to one of the schoolboys. At last he called the dunce to the front, and, handing him twopence, said, "Here's some money; away you go and buy some brains."
The master felt rather small when the boy turned round with the query, "Aud will I tell thn shopkeeper they're for you?"
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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume LX, Issue 9344, 15 April 1909, Page 6
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69EXPLANATORY. Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume LX, Issue 9344, 15 April 1909, Page 6
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