TAKING PROMPT ADVANTAGE.
The pantomime in a provincial town had fallen very flat, aud the manager was extremely anxious not to lose an opportunity of infusing energy into his cast. Comedian: "I can't go on tor a minute, sir. I feel funny." Manager: "Fuuny! Great Snot, mau ! Go ou at ouce, aud make the most of it while it lasts!"
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is Nature's most natural remedy, improved by scieucetoa pleasant.permanent, positive cure for coughs, colds, and all inflamed surfaces of the lungs and bronchial tubes. The sore, weary, cough-worn luugs are exhilarated, the microbe-beariug mucus is cut out, the cause of that tickling removed, aud the inflamed membranes are healed aud soothed, so that there is no inclination to cough. It always cures. For sale by all chemists aud storekeepers.*
"I suppose your wife was tickled to death at your rise in salary?" "She will be."' "Haveu't you told her?" "No; I thought I would enjoy myself for a couple of weeks first. "
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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume LX, Issue 9344, 15 April 1909, Page 3
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165TAKING PROMPT ADVANTAGE. Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume LX, Issue 9344, 15 April 1909, Page 3
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