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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume LX, Issue 9344, 15 April 1909, Page 3

A miner in Wyalong .Vest Said he'd a pain in his chest, Which made his mate Bill Say, "Swallow this pill; m£ It's Laxo-Tonic—one of the best." „W LAXO-TONIC PILLS, 10J£d & ls6d.* Automobilist: What advantage has the airship over the motor car? Aeronaut: "Well, for one thing, you can always be sure of making good time on the return trip. Father (angrily): "If my son marries that actress I shall cnt him oil' absolutely, and you can tell him so." Legal adviser: "I know a better plan than that—tell the girl." Riggs :"I understand that you encouraged your sou to practise on tho comet." Griggs: "Yes, sir. He's only been playing two months,but today I bought the house next door to me for one-half its value." Father (gruffly): "Get away from the fire, Tommy. The weather isn't cold." Tommy: "Well, I'm not warmin' the weather. I'm warmin' my hands." "Why do you always go out on to the balcony when I begin to sing? *t. (Jan't you bear to listen tome?" asked Mf- a Pahiatua lady. "It isn't that, but 1 don't want the neighbours to take me for a wife-beater.'' A little boy of eight years, attending school away from home, wrote a letter to his sister, from which the following extract is taken :—" We had a spelling match in school to-day, and I spelled all the boys down and won the meddle."