Slow Waiter: “Have you ordered anything, sir?” Disgusted Diner: ‘‘Well, 1 asked for Christmas pudding, hut that was so long ago you’d better bring me a hot-cross bun!” Man Motorist: “Why didn’t you keep to your own side of the road?” Girl Motorist: “What!—go through that dirty, muddy water with my nice new car?” “The house shook.” said Brown, describing an earthquake he had experienced. “Cups and saucers flew all over thc place, and—” “Great Scott!” exclaimed Jones. “That reminds me—T quite forgot to post my wife’s letters.”
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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 77, Issue 82, 7 April 1934, Page 13
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