NO PATCH THERE!
Teacher: "Tommy, come here! I am ashamed of you! Tell your mother that, next time she patches your knickers to patch them a different colour."
Tommy: "Gam! That's not a patch—that's me!"
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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume LXXIV, Issue 17697, 24 October 1919, Page 6
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35NO PATCH THERE! Wanganui Chronicle, Volume LXXIV, Issue 17697, 24 October 1919, Page 6
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