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A Cool Customer. —‘‘Never mind, Happy, you’ve been luckier than one Rhodesian I heard of who came over before the war. The first winter he was very cold, the second winter he was terribly cold, the third winter he died of the cold. 4 Well, when they went through his ' papers they found he wanted to be ,/ i cremated, so they sent him to Coldly ers Green Crematorium. After a| time the keeper opened.the furnace door to get out the ashes, when he heard a voice say ‘shut that blink'ing door, can’t you? Its the first •time I’ve been warm since 1 lett Rhodesia I’.” .

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Waikato Independent, Volume XLIII, Issue 3965, 8 March 1944, Page 3

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Untitled Waikato Independent, Volume XLIII, Issue 3965, 8 March 1944, Page 3

Untitled Waikato Independent, Volume XLIII, Issue 3965, 8 March 1944, Page 3

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