ENGLAND AND AUSTRALIA.

Star (Christchurch), Issue 6137, 25 March 1898, Page 1

ENGLAND AND AUSTRALIA.

ELEVEN LITTLE REASONS WHY. London Punch of Jan. 29 gives the following eleven little reasons why England was defeated in two of the three test matches : — Because of course they play cricket in Australia all the year round. Because it was too hot for anything, and of course the English team were unaccustomed to the heat. Because there was a chapter of accidents from the first, and everyone had bad^ luck. Because the coin never would come down the right side on the top, and consequently the British could not go in first. Because the ground got hopelessly out of order by the time that the first innings of the Australians was over. Because the constaut travelling and occasional ioting were enough to put everyone out of form. Because there ought to have heen more extra men to fill up the ranks on emergencies, Because at least one admirable cricketer was left at home whose services on several occasions would have been invaluableable. Because the tea interval coming after the luncheon pause was 'confusing to the mother countrymen. .A. ■ ■ Because tbe glorious uncertainty of cricket is proverbial, and success may be deserved, but cannot on that account be always attained. ".*•■■*. ' -* _*. ' Lastly, and probably the right reason? because the other side had the better men.