A Iloboken editor, being challenged, sent word in reply, " When I want to die I can shoot myself. 1' I'll Bbmembek. — Servant (returned from an errand) : " Please mm, I couldn't get it." Mistress: "Get what?" Servant: They said they didn't keep it, mm." Mistress: " Jieep what?" Servant • : What you told me to fetch, mm." Mistress: " What was that ?" Servant: " Dunno, mm—l forget." A FjoqwEß op Fashion. —Trashi6nable Milliner^—" You'll have the flower on the left side of the bonnet, of course, madam ? ' Fashionable Lady -t~ " Well-er-no. The fact is, there's a pillar on the left side of my pew in church, so that only the right side of my head is seen by the congregation. Of course I could change my pew.'» Fashionable Lady's Husband-—"Ya'aV or even the church, you know, if necessary." (Fashionable milliner considers the point).
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Thames Star, Volume VI, Issue 1779, 15 September 1874, Page 3
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138Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Thames Star, Volume VI, Issue 1779, 15 September 1874, Page 3
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