WANTED COMPANY.
Patient — No doe 1 or, there isn't any patticular pain, but somehow I feel a* if I we-e going to di j . I'ocor who h d been callelout of bed at two o'clock in the morning — let me feel yo ir pulse. (After am )- ment). Have you in devour will. Patie.nt, alarmed — No, but
Doctor — 'ho is your lawyer ? Patient — Mr Stubbs Why, doctot do you think I octor — Then you had better send for him. Who is your minister. Patient, sti 1 more alarmed — Rev. Mr *ain>-'v Am 1
Doctor— l thiok he had better be sent for' him.
Patiert*, badly frigh'ened — 'h, docdo you really think I am going to die.
Doctor — No, I don't. There is nothing at all the matter with you, but I hate to be the only man who has betn a made a fool of t > -Might.
Mrs Prosy — " Reading 19 qnito a passion witli my husband." Mrs Day <«So it is with mine— when he reads ' niy milliner's bills,"
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLVIII, Issue 11568, 8 July 1899, Page 2 (Supplement)
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169WANTED COMPANY. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLVIII, Issue 11568, 8 July 1899, Page 2 (Supplement)
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