KIBBLINGS.
& 1 ttTe nonsense now and then, Is relished, by tiio.wieest men. Promptly Resented.— Friend : " Ah, this is the little one, eh ?" Papa (indignantly) : " Little one ? He weighed fourteen pounds when he was born, and bo's been growing like a weed ever since." Bass : "Do you know that Fenderson is a regular lady-killer?" Cass : "I suspected as much from what he said about the woman in the big hat just in front of him at the theatre the other night." " What are you writing, Hawley ?" "A story — I'm goiDg in fo" fiction." " Really ? For a magazine ?" "No ; for my tailor. He wants his money, and I'm telling him I'll send him a cheque next week." One of the unexplained mysteries of life ishow difficult it is sometimes to get into a comfortable position when you go to bed, and how unusual to find-one that isn't comfortable when you have to get up. Blobbs : " They say an actor is never afraid to live in a haunted house." Slobbs: " I suppose because he is usually full of spirits anyhow." Blobbs : '' Yes, and then hejilwaya likes to see the ghost walk."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 10483, 7 December 1895, Page 4
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