KIBBLINGS.
A little DORsenia sow and then. Is; relished by th» Tiiest'men. ; Caßtomer (to coal dealer): " Have you got any nama for theße scales of yonrs ?" «» I never heard of scales having a same." "Well, yon oaght to call your soale.B Ambush. You see they are alwayß lyinpj in weight." „ > . Rev.... Dr. Fresbleigb : "My dear Mr Sampson, what was the name of that beautiful.hymn yoa played just after my serißQn ! last . Sabbath ?" Sampson . {the organist): " Ob, it wasjealled 4 He giveth His beloved Bleep'— er— nothing personal, you know, doctor." 'A." locturer on comparative anatomy moßt sapiently informed his auditory that "some quadrupeds havo trunks as wdll as .chqsts." "Wnioh .happens to be jTecisely_ the case with\ some bipeds," said a "Wag, to tbe great dismay of the lecturer. ' " It was during a very tedious ride on a Southern railway; and tbe passengers, tiradj dirty, and thirsty, all beratpd the company with tbe exception of oao.eingle passenger. His fellow-passeaßors commented on thiBj jand .aak.ed him -why he didn't denounce 1 the road", tpo. ," It would be. hardly fair," he replied, "as Ijaiii travelling on a free pasB,i but if they' don't do better, pretty soon, blame me if I don't go out .and buy a .ticket and, join yon."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9090, 23 May 1891, Page 4
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209KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9090, 23 May 1891, Page 4
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