SO LONG, GEORGE.
George: Well, dear, I must kiss you good-bye until to-morrow.
Esther: No, George, I have to be in by 9 o’clock to-night. ■3- # w » IMPORTANT.
New suitor: I wish to marry your daughter. Film star’s father: Can you divorce tier in the manner to which she has been accustomed? HIS CHANCE. Six men summoned for jury service had cried off on various pretexts. When the Judge came to the seventh he was getting sarcastic. “Does your wife need you at home' “No, sir; I ain’t married.” , “What about your business?” “Haven’t any.” “You think you can spare time to serve on the jury this afternoon?”
“I do, sir.” “You seem to be the only man who has time to serve his country as a juryman,” said the Judge. "Would you mind telling me how it happens?” "Sure!” replied the juror. “You’re going to try Jim Billings, ain’t you? Well, I’ve got it in for him.”
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Taranaki Daily News, 9 November 1935, Page 19 (Supplement)
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158SO LONG, GEORGE. Taranaki Daily News, 9 November 1935, Page 19 (Supplement)
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