HEP. SUSPICION.
Husband and wife were seated at breakfast, when the former complained of the taste of the bacon. The wife promptly rang for the maid, and when the girl appeared she said calmly: ten me, Mary, what did you do with, that bacon we poisoned for the rats ? • • • • “Did you show that account to Hardup again to-day?” ‘‘Yes, sir.” “Did you tell him it had been on the slate long enough, and I'd like to rub it out?” “Yes, sir.” "What did he say?” "He said it looked a* if ytra were trying to rub it in.”
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Taranaki Daily News, 19 September 1931, Page 25 (Supplement)
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98HEP. SUSPICION. Taranaki Daily News, 19 September 1931, Page 25 (Supplement)
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