LATER ON.
Hungry farmer in restaurant: "Oi wanti some koind ova dinner; Oi've been on the road this marnin since four o'clock an' am stharvin' wid the hunger"
Attendant: "Wud yez loike a bowl ov soup furst, sorr?"
Farmer: "Arrar musha, listen this now. A bowl iv soup! Bring me somethin' substantial, an' Oi be wantiin 5 a dhrink ov wather, shure Oi'U tell yez."
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Rodney and Otamatea Times, Waitemata and Kaipara Gazette, 7 August 1912, Page 7
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65LATER ON. Rodney and Otamatea Times, Waitemata and Kaipara Gazette, 7 August 1912, Page 7
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