MOTORICALLY DRESSED.

Poverty Bay Herald, Volume LII, Issue 17142, 18 September 1926, Page 10

MOTORICALLY DRESSED.

SOME EPITAPHS.

Here lies tho body of Jim Lake, Tread softly all who pass, lie thought his foot was on the brake Bot it was on tho gas.

dim Banes to-day Would be alive If he had first Learned how to drive. i

We drove here slow With Hiram Snow Who never eared For H2G. He drove while lit; It seems a shaino His lights could not Have been the same

In this ground Lies Charley Hewitt. He thought he’d beat A fast train to it.

This is the grave Of Samuel drove, Who hit it up 1 Whene'er lie drove. I Were ho content With slower time, He’d have no stone With this here rhyme. ! -—Detroit News. ! ROYAL AUTOMOBILE CLUB. EXTENSION IN SYDNEY FORI i SHADOWED.

The Royal Automobile Club of Australia will considerably widen its. scope as soon as it enters into possession of its new club bouse in Albert street, Circular Quay, Sydney. It was stated authoritatively at the dinner to pressmen recently that, the club has good grounds for expecting to increase its membership from the total of about IbOO at present to fully IC,(XX), and that, it will have branches throughout the State. The alteration from the Automobile Club of Australia to the Royal Automobile. Club bad limited its advertising scope, while tho membership was automatically restricted to its present level by the want of accommodation. In the new club house, however, there would be room for 10,000 members, and the club would enter upon a thorough campaign, making provision for associate membors, and leaving nothing undone that would be for the benefit of motorists.