INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR.
“Have vou ever heard of mountains that fall?” “ No, and don't expect T ever shall.” —Lastige Sachse, Leipzig.
“ Don’t put out that fire for ten minutes. I must fetch another film.” —Der Gotz, Vienna.
“ Don’t you scream when your father thrashes you?” " What is the use —he is deaf.” -—Brumiuer, Berlin.
Thin Person: “How dreadfully thin your husband is.” Stout Person : “ Yes. You see I was getting so terribly fat. we had to diet.” —Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield.
She: “They are a handsome couple. Have you kissed the bride?” He: “No, not for some time.” —Karlkaturen, Oslo.
Shipwrecked mamma: “ Don’t go too near the edge or you will get your feet wet.” —Been Humor, Madrid.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3942, 1 October 1929, Page 31
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116INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR. Otago Witness, Issue 3942, 1 October 1929, Page 31
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