INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
lolk^ e 1S a stupid feßo'v. He must have talked nonsense to you.” time 1 ” 3 ’ He talked about Y° u the --Buy Blas, Paris.
U “ But how can a sms.ll boy like you smoke cigars ? ” J “ I promised m v mother not to smoke any more cigarettes.” —Karik'itnren, Oslo.
“ How did you punish your son when you found he had smoked one of your cigars ? ” I made him smoke another.” —Lustige Kolner Zeitnng, Cologne.
AUiy do you looked so pleased?” “ I learned that my wife is meeting her lover to-day.” “Why does that make you pleased? ” “ Because I have taken her false teeth with me I ” -—Kasper, Stockholm.
‘‘ The dentist has taken out all my teeth.” * J Yes, but he has left your tongue.” —Lustige Kolner Zeitung, Cologqf.
Site : “ I read that a man was arrested for kissing his wife in public.” He: ‘‘Another case of- mistaken identity, I suppose.” . . —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3870, 15 May 1928, Page 75
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156INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3870, 15 May 1928, Page 75
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