INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
Nurse : “It’s a hoy !” Professor: “What is?” —Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield.
‘We shall be safe here. The occupant believes in the principle." —Buy Bias, Pari*.
“Couldn’t you get a rope?” “No. They wanted to charge too muck for one 1” —Sondagsnisse-Strix, Stookholm. |
He: ‘‘May I kiss your hand?” j She: “I can remove my veil more easily > than my glove.” —London MaiL
“All, what a girl. She has two eyes, nose, a mouth. . . “Yes. I know. Hairs, arms, le"s. “No. You are wrong there. She only has one!” —Le Rire, Paris. .
“It makes me sad to sec a full-grown man amusing himself like my little chit drenl” •-Journal Amusaut,
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Otago Witness, Issue 3765, 11 May 1926, Page 77
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110INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3765, 11 May 1926, Page 77
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