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Otautau Standard and Wallace County Chronicle, Volume XXVIII, Issue 1394, 11 October 1932, Page 3

A Little krmwledge.~He. wasf tak\ ing- her for a trip down the ■'■'■■Thames-.-. ' As v^they tilled, round the lightship : which helps to guard the mouth 6f the river:she became -excited. 1 "'•' Where are., we. going now, Tom ?" I

§he asked. _ . We're going round the Nore," said Tom, as he pointed to the lightship. "Oh,,really, Tom!" she replied, in unbounded surprise. "I've heard of him. And is that his ark?"

incurable.— The angler (who just missed the train) : Yes, I'd have caught it easily 'enough but for that fool of ab ooking clerk Who kept m,e waiting. And did you see the size of it, old man? Twelve full-size coaches if there was one!

Potted Wisdom.— A fool and his money are soon married. A telephone operator can make a few words go a long 1 way. A dog f isn't a dentist- because he occasionally inserts teeth. v If men were less stupid women would have to be a lot more clever. A barber is not a pugilist, although he does give a customer an uppercut. When a woman is lost in admiration she "may be found in front of a mirror. If a" young 1 man mows a large lawn, , rolls it -without a word of protest, he is in the garden of his prospective father-in-law. Ships built- of steel arc believed * be able to carry aboub twenty per ccm more freight than those made of iron!