NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM.
The vicar was deprecating at hi* l Sunday school class' the disrespect I shown to parents by children who re- ] f erred to. them m slang phrases. "I think it is very painful to hear { children speak of their father as fthe old, man.' After all, what's the, mat- J ter with 'father' ?" ; Small boy (involuntarily) : "He's all right." ' A y Suitor (m the house late) : "How can I leave you ?" Patient Father (poking his^head round the door): "Bus No. 40, tram No. 7, or any taxi cab." An instrument has been "invented that measures to the 5,000,000 th of an -inch. It should be useful- to a motorist trying to find a place to park his, &x s
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Otautau Standard and Wallace County Chronicle, Volume XXVII, Issue 1349, 15 December 1931, Page 3
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123NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM. Otautau Standard and Wallace County Chronicle, Volume XXVII, Issue 1349, 15 December 1931, Page 3
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