—“What was the tenor of your husband’s last letter?” inquired counsel of the plaintiff in the divorce suit “There wasn’t any tenor to it; it was the basest thing I ever read,” replied the woman. The four-year-old said to his father: “Daddy, I think Tse very ill.” “What’s ihe matter?” asked his father. ‘Tse full of beg "pardons, daddy,” as he put up his hand to his mouth. —“She’ll probably get tired of him before the year’s out.” “Oh, I think his money will last longer than that.” Three Wellingtonians, after a _ tiring day’s sightseeing in Auckland, adjourned to the hotel bathroom and obtained great relief by rubbing Q-TOL into their feet muscles. —Advt. It is probable that the Nile has a greater variety of fish than any other river in the world. An expedition sent by the British Museum brought back 9000 specimens.
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Otago Daily Times, Issue 19046, 17 December 1923, Page 8
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