FUN AND FANCY.

Oamaru Mail, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 10598, 29 October 1910, Page 4 (Supplement)

FUN AND FANCY.

Faykir: I bought one of those i rat traps the other day. _ lt.iyku you have any trouble M'tunrf kir: "Oh, no! 1 s i «>t my lan "Motoring in a. Ihkli*f™ « nice exhilarating snort "lira yo afford it." "It isn't half »«" ing, ray boy, as when i»« «"' The Colonel: So pour <>ld Mj| committed suicide, lms lie' >' should have thought thiit ™™ been the- last thing he '1 m™ Tennant: Which it were, *>r. "Oh, mamma, I'm to travel wit gar in Egypt-the land «i * mids and hieroglyphics! « a remember I can't have you »' any of those tilings home ;ntli M Mother (in a very low voiwj: K your grandfather is very wk. you say something nice to Hiwrn 'a bit? Tommy (in an <' ar !f,' Grandfather, wouldn't von I*-'" soldiers at your funera U "I sec that .some, of 1 f m claim that death is hiw.y a of habit, depending ii|>"« WW, all that," he .said. ">""««; ;'replied. "Did yon ever taj,, 1 who was in the habit cil AywFirst Bur C lar: Halloa J.m. you look as if you had bou »> way accident since 1. sa« . What's wrong-' Sw'"' l . ""S into a house where the ™ waitin' up for her husband, « mistook me for liim. , An.old gentleman aenistc. wH around St. James' !' iirJ !; u ,' | once asked by u friend .it lu ■' his usual walk. ">>, sir, p old man, "I can not <'" f I can not get around the go half way around and ImcM After lunclieon "»", da . ' J town hospital during the )» earl's daughter hastened da <• of beds towards her !av< i« only to find him asl-r P , «1 £ pinned on the conn crp. > Lady Maude-Ton ,1 to U * day—most respecting, '• Inoffensive Pn.sser-ny. ■- 1 clumsy, 'ittin' m<> WIV , ,U 'avo the law for it an ' l a fiver! Apologetic <; ol ".;jt lf( awfully sorry! But l.'-aIM!, know! LP.: Kb. wot.' \;';;# edForc! LP.: Well. N*"" But-cr-I'll tnk<> I""''-. „„(,; Tommy: Pa, * l ' i ' t l „' ft Pa: Why, er->t .sj-al <'■ ness sake, Tommy, don i > thing about niyth" <W. ' , h jlM equinox-was a. tamoi ."'"'• jfoi half-cow. Its nam,, is <j<; >M, |, words "equmc' and seem as if these piiim • fa teach children anyihin: fc!i Probably the nm-t flip Spoonerism ever allc>w< ~, f( ]t« human tongue was that ■ Kj t , been perpetrated by i '•' ' ; ~.,b> the accepted butt "t in linqucncies and hips' s i He was at table, ana "}■ (|]C q offering him a choice. ,i f .-l. "Pears or figs.' Ilr ' fleas!" ~„.„ ,!„/» The teacher was tel 1, - |i , Bed -Riding Hood- >" ;in j, r aU the woods and the w ~ f u live' there. " s, f | a K "Red Riding r'""V ", «-h«'» 1 She turned around, . ''; ikr ,.W suppose she saw stan" '.- at her and showing a I "• ~, , rlC < teeth ?" "Teddy «<-»"''

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