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NZ Truth, Issue 1229, 20 June 1929, Page 6

The Critic yjT/HEN the boss has tickets on his " comely shorthand-writer the "dictating" isn't likely to be all on his side! w • • MONEY may be the root of all evil, **"•*■* but how folk stick to it! It's generally too deep-rooted to dig out. *„..,»* . * A LABORER sought police protection •*"* because his wife belayed him with a rolling-pin. She 'had, m fact, the "wood on him"! * •: * * * COME men are at their best when •^ they're ale-ing. * #■* - :.# THE dominant themes at. the Waikato : •**■*' Winter' Show' were finance and but- ' ter. Moneys the -grub to rhake the butter-fly. ■ # ■ # •■■ "PROHIBITION is dead," says a con- *** temporary. And it is embalmed m whisky. ■••.*...'-# * . THERE'S a lot of give-and-take about ". all our politicians, but. the take is • m the taxes. .'..-.;..#.. a . • a A WRITER asks: "Knees— Where Are ** They?" Clearly a case for an oculist. •'.''• * '•■. FJUK DUX-, says a writer, is the name *r of a powerful New Guinea society. Remarkable. birds, these islanders.- -■ * * . ' * T A TEST, car designed to break the *•-■• ' world's speed record is cigarshaped. It ought' to smoke along all right. - . ■ • ■ a:..' a a * • ■ • ■.'■.• ' "COME experts;" says a contemporary. •• ' "show that criminals are mainiy unskilled drifters." On the contrary, they seem to do their work very weli. ..'•■''■#. » *..■ ■ * ■ . | THOUGH children have been spanked ,' for a million years, they're no better for it. ' ' • ■ #■ . * * DESTAURANT keepers may know nothing of the antiquity of Rome, but scores are familiar with the glory that is grease. ** * . "CLEEPERS removed." News item '}.■•' froni 'liidia: New Zealand handles. them more politely. .They are allowed • to slumber on m Parliament?/' * *' .-■'.# ..*;**. MANY a slip 'twixt the' Cup aiid the : tip. " * '*, # ..a*'' I TN a recent divorce suit the wife "used an iron poker on her husband's head as a sedative." We thought iron was a tonic!