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NZ Truth, Issue 1229, 20 June 1929, Page 6

The Critic VILLAGE headmen are to be provided with bicycles m New Guinea. Bike Crikey! ** ' * MOW, isn't it lucky for centipedes that their wives haven't caught the ""all-silk-from-toe-to-toe'' habit? * • ' ■ ■ * THE politician lives by words; the ■**■*•■ lawyer by his. deeds. *.; . * * ' . * pABLED that "Boxing is booming m **■*■ America.' They box 12,000 victims of gunmen and other killers annually. . •' a- • - a r-LERGYMAN says: "Truth is. a flying goal." Which explains why so few of our politicians ever score a try. . • • • '•■''''.•' "WjAR Apes not settle disputes," says . Sir Oliver Lodge. It settles a lot of the disputants, thoygh. # . ■ * ' ' # , MEDICAL, students at the' University ** A are asked to put. down more money. That "M.D;" means money' down. . . • *•' #- . X PIECE of gorgonzola— the mitey ** . atom. • * '•'.''

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r\AILY PAPER: "Felled with bottle of , beer." It B ener a"y takes more than-' that to knock some of the hard heads. • • ■'•' »• • W/OM.EN formed a bucket brigade to w extinguish a fire. Charladies' union regards this as an infringement of its rights. - .• *'-*■' * I/ILL- JOYS now favor' dark spec- **■ tacles to conceal the naked eye. . -• , • *;'"■' AMERICAN women fjrmly believe m .** permanent waves, says a New York woman. But American gentle•men evidently don't believe m permanent wives. QUR jawbone has been getting small- ■ er and smaller, according to Sir Arbuthnot Lane. How awkward, with elections m the offing. ■ *' * ' * "COMETHING should be done about " this unprotected quarry," says a morning paper. Time someone put m a word for the pedestrians. .;** • ' ■ # .••'.. DAILY paper says: "Wizard who snuffs out human lives." He has a big car, and his address is Medical Row. ' •'• *■" ' *'"'• ' DARTY leaders are making their r pollicy speeches. ■ • • '*'... CLBPHANT hide is used m Sheffield *-** for burnishing cutlery. Small boys hearing of this will want to polish their pocket-knives on our politicians.