The Critic
Who can undaunted brave the Critic's • rage, Or note unmoved hlu- mention m tho Critic's page, Parade his error m the public eye. And Mother Gruudy's rage defy? l*aw rules man and man rules the law. * * * Many a ulugle woman leads a double life. * • • Some people would take everything ono had— except fits. * • • A Tommy writing from the Flaudora front says: Tho shells are loud, but thu smollfl aro louder. * * # "Pwhat do those fellies mean whin they aay 'th' plu is mightier thun th' sword?"' naked Mick of hia friend, MeGurky. "Ol ebuppose it means tir hutplu. begorra," replied Mac. * ♦ * Tho "Polynealan Ganette" says: Squadrou Conunander BigavvorUi - from Aeroplane destroyed singlehanded German submarine oft Oatend on Thursday. Woll, therc-'a not much credit m that. If It hud been un ambidextrous aubmarinc there would havo been some vlriuo In it. ** . ♦ Instructing lv reader* m Uie k««Ho uri of uutuuracturinjf ••Belgian Mayonjtaliitr," a Canterbury BO»aidtfo wrup •ays: —"then slice the Juice of a lemon* itttu the mixture and whisk bmkly." Slicing loinoii Julco rnuat bo a lltiie knuck which ihe Belgian* keep to themtietves. The operation would be worth ; seeing, anyhow.
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NZ Truth, Issue 539, 16 October 1915, Page 1
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191The Critic NZ Truth, Issue 539, 16 October 1915, Page 1
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