CHRISTCHURCH COVES.
(Violinist). Herr's haif has qsuite a lovely curl, Herr's mo has just the nicest twirl, And (When— tut, tut— He "scrapes the gut," His hearer's heads are m a whirL
(Tobacconist). For a quarter of a century, Joe's been as busy as can be In handing out the choice cigar, Or if a pipe, well, there you <afe 4 And now of siller lots has he. •
(Bookmaker). Of bookmakers he. was a boss, What punter has ne'er heard of Ross? Of juries a double, When he;was "m trouble," Said, "bookmaking's wicked ? Let's toss?" ■
This Simpson is a building chap ;s He's not aesthetic—not a rap 1" His brain is filled With "ways to build" And handsome building lots he'll tap«
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NZ Truth, Issue 57, 21 July 1906, Page 5
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122CHRISTCHURCH COVES. NZ Truth, Issue 57, 21 July 1906, Page 5
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