A STRANGE SUBSTITUTE
A poor woman, whoso husband was very ill, was instructed by the doctor to give the patient champagne and oysters every three hours. On his nest visit, the doctor asked if his advice had been followed, when the woman stated that she had not been able to find money for, champagne and oysters, but she had given Her husband plenty of ginger beer and cockles! The poverty of the woman mokes this story pathetic, but how many people there are who have not the same excuse, who put up with substitutes, either because they are cheap or from some other inadequate reason. For instance. sufferers from rheumatism, gout, lumbago, neuralgia, sciatica, backache, blood disorders, anaemia, _ indigestion, biliousness. jaundice, sick-headache, general debility, gravel, stone and bladder troubles—although they moy bo well, aware that their suffering is due to tbs fact that their kidneys and liver are acf> ing inefficiently and failing to remove from the svst'u'u the uric and biliary poisons which cause the pain—will persist in trying first one thing and then another, whilst it would be so easy foi them to ”TOcurc the invaluable aid of Warner’s Safe Cure, the great kidney and liver specific. Warner's Safe Cure e\-'rcis'’s a 'stimnb’ti'ig and healing innoon the kidn'ys and liv»r. thus facilitating the expulsion from the b-dv, through tb" natural channels, of the u-ic and biliary poisons which arc doing the mischief. Health th'n remits, as a matter of Warner’s Safe Cure is sold by cberni.ffs and storekeepers everywhere, both in the original form and in the cheaper "Concentrated” nonaleboiic form- , Do not be fobbed of! with substitutes. When you require champagne and oysters you do not want to be given ginger beer and cockles.
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New Zealand Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 7853, 15 July 1911, Page 17
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287A STRANGE SUBSTITUTE New Zealand Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 7853, 15 July 1911, Page 17
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