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New Zealand Herald, Volume XII, Issue 4407, 29 December 1875, Page 3

There is said to be a journal in England published in the interest of the undertakers. A morning paper, of course. Some burglars upon entering a house, blew out the lights and tied the occupants in different parts of the room. One took it to heart sadly and exclaimed, " Oh, I'm undone—l'm undone !" Upon which another replied, " Then come and undo me." New Probabilities. —When you see a man going home at 2 o'clock in the morning and know his wife is waiting for him, it is likely to be stormy. When t. man receives a bill for goods his wife has. bought unknown to him, look out for thunder und lightning. When a man goes home and finds no supper ready, the fire out, and his wife visiting saloons " with the rest of the boys," it is likely to be cloudy. When a man promises to take his wife to a party, and changes his mind after she is dressed, you may expect a shower. When a man saves his cigar money to buy his wife a new bonnet, and his children new shoes, it indicates a spell of sunshine. When a man die 3 and leaves a nice young widow with plenty of money, and you see her walking out with the executor on Sunday afternoon, a change is imminent.

Mabavilla Cocoa. —Taylor Brothers, London, having the exclusive supply of this unrivalled Cocoa, invite comparison with any other Cocoa for purity— ane aroma—sanative, nutritive, and sustaining power. One trial tyill establish it as a favourite beverage for breakfast, luncheon, and a. soothing refreshment after a late evening. Mabatiim Cocoa.—The Globe says, "Tatlok Bkothebb' HaravilU Cocoa has achieved & thorough inccess, and supersedes every other Cocoa in Che market. Entire solubility, a delicate aroma, and a rare concentration of the purest elements of nutrition, distinguish the Maravilla Cocoa above all others. For con&umors of Cocoa, especially lavalids and Dyspep tics, we could not recommend a more agreeable or valuable beverage." For further favourable opinions vide Standard, Morning Post, British Medical Journal, &c, &c. HOMOjoPATHio Cocoa.—This original preparation, which has attained such a world-wide reputation, is manufactured by Taylok Brothers, under the ablest homoeopathic advice, aided by the skill and experience of the inventors, and will be found to cembine in an eminent degree the purity, fine aroma, and nutritious property of the fresh nut. Soluble Chocolate, made in one minnte without boillßg. The above articles are prepared exclusively by Tatxok Bbothebs, the largest manufacturers in Europe, and told In tin-lined packets by aSOrekeepers and others all over the world. Mustard.—Taylor Brothers' celebrated "Challenge" brand is prepared from the choicest Seed, by a patent process, which preveats fermentation, and at the uu time retains the puageacy and purity ef flavour to a degree which bo other process can tcionpllsh. The - donble superfine quality is specially recommended. Steam Mills: Brick Lane, London. Export Chicory Mills: Bruges, Belgium. -[Aβvr^