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Here’s another version of a current story going the rounds about three of the world's outstanding villains. Hitler and Goering decided to escape, and disguised themselves —Hitler with a white beard and a white wig, Goering as a buxom blonde woman. To test their disguise they visited a restaurant and ordered a meal. ‘Thank you, mein Fuhrer,” said the waitress when Hitler paid her. Goering explained to the fidgety Adolf that the girl had merely used those words in order to be polite. To make sure, they ordered something else. This time Goering paid, and the waitress said, "Thank you, Herr Reichsmarshal.” Visibly disturbed, the pair called the waitress back. “How could you possibly see through cur disguise?” asked Hitler. “I’m Goebbels!” came the husky whisper. —“Christian Science Monitor.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume 80, 7 April 1945, Page 6
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