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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume III, Issue 211, 5 September 1868, Page 2

Holloway's Pills. —Nothing better. —These invaluable Fills exert a greater and more beneficial f influence over nervous disorders than any other medicine. Their mode of action is thoroughly • consonant with reason —they completely purify . the blood, relieve both head and stomach of all .faulty functions, and expel all oppressive accumulations from the bowels. With the blood purified, and all poisons purged from the system, regularity must prevail throughout the body. Aches and •pains must cease; healthful energy must supplant weariness, and the shaky nerves must regain their wholesome tone. A course of these Pills eradicates low spirits, nervous excitability, hysterics, neuralgic twitches, and other derangements dependent on nervous maladies, which every considerate person may thus certainly and safely remove. 1899

.A smart young lawyer's clerk, hearing it stated by a lecturer that' man is merely a machine,' remarked, 'I suppose an attorney may be a suing machine,' Early one morning, in Kentucky, the shouts and cries of a female were heard. AH ran to the spot. When they arrived ihey saw a man and a bear engaged in combat. They had it hip and thigh, up and down, over and under, and the man's wife standing by and hallooing ' fair play.' The company ran up and insisted on parting them. ' No, no/ said the woman, ' Met them fight; for its the first fight that ev.er I sav7 that I dida't care which whipped/ '