Heard These?
(Sent in by Evelyn Erceg, No. 2 R.D., Whangarei). When is a bill like a pistol ?—When it is presented and discharged. sj: :'r Jj What is it that can go all round a wood and yet never get in ? —A fence. S: Si S: S: If a hog dressed up, what kind of a tie would be wear ?—A pigsty. * }\i v Why is the letter “d" like good advice well taken ? —Because it makes men mend.
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Northern Advocate, 16 September 1941, Page 2
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80Heard These? Northern Advocate, 16 September 1941, Page 2
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